Anton and Doug are both delegates from their precincts and will be moving on to the county level on April 13.
As you can see the Obama Fever in our household has reached unprecedented severity. Anton, I think, has the worst case. While this is a relatively new condition spreading across America, it has distinct symptoms.
Here are the ones that Anton is already showing:
-Constant viewing of MSNBC
-simultaneous reading of multiple Obama websites
-wearing of Obama stickers
-online ordering of Obama t-shirts
-donations to Obama's campaign
-reading Obama's books
-ordering Obama yard signs
-creating your own profile on Obama's website
-collecting online Obama "friends"
-Corresponding with other sufferers of Obama Fever across the nation
-Choosing to watch Obama speeches over college basketball (this has been the most devastating effect on our household)
Anton has not yet, but may begin to, suffer from:
-Attendance at Obama events
-Creating his own spread sheet of delegate numbers
-Door to door campaigning
The condition, while exciting, is known to consume all of one's time and energy and is not to be taken lightly. It is also highly contagious, even to Republicans, and anyone wanting to hang out at our house should be aware of the risks of exposure. We hope there will be no cure in the near future!
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